Publicity

Well I just added this site on http://www.randomwebsite.com/ , that might jack up the views by like, I don't know 3 or 4. Anyway that's all.

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My guide on being me.

If anybody ever questions you, point out their flaws.
I ever particularly bored point out peoples flaws or bring up past mistakes they have made.
Listen to the same song so much that you hate it, change to another song and listen it so much that you hate it, after listening to the second song so much you have stopped hating the first one and start listening to it again, repeat.
Screw dignity.
Always be right, even if your not never concede.
Be awesome.

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Oh Rly?

So, people have been making a fuss about today being the 10/10/10 and how it wont happen for another 1000 years. Guess what? Tomorrow will be the 11/10/10 and that also won't happen for another 1000 years, so unless you celebrate every single day SHUT THE HELL UP!

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I Was Not Strong Enough

After deleting my facebook account I wondered what happens when that happens, so I logged back in. I turns out it only stays deleted if u do that then don't log in for 2 weeks, seeing as I'm to weak I came back to facebook on my knees crying for it to take me back.
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Goodbye Mainstream Social Networking

Yeah, so anyway I deleted my Facebook Account and just thought "Where should I post this?". Yeah I probably just did myself a favor. I'm done with it. I don't use Myspace (Pah! who does?) and twitter just seemed like some gay bullshit. Tumblr never caught on and nobody even reads this blog is it doesn't really count. Goodbye social networking, see you when they invent Myface.

Lies

Yeah so anyway, I was thinking of joining the core so I figured that shaving my head would be a good first step.
LIE HAS BEEN FABRICATED!
(This is what I'll do every time I need to think of a lie for something and think it's such a brilliant lie that others more than me need to hear it.)
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Why I Should Be a King And/Or Religious Figure-Head And/Or Deity

1. My benefits could be achieved while your still living, you wouldn't have to die to get them... or die and come back after for that matter.
2. You would be assured of what happened after you die, you may not like it but there would be no way to change it. What you do is what you do, you can't just change that.
3. Things would have consequences, this is much like the post above but it counts for while you still alive, like karma but you can't try equaling it out. You pay for it first and then you can try going good.
4. Good deeds must be completely selfless, you can't do it just to get something good out of it. You won't be punished for this but you won't be rewarded either.
5. I wouldn't perform life-saving miracles. I would perform minor miracles such as stopping cancer before it even came, people would still be independent in this way.
6. I'm not saying there will be world peace because there will be 2 sides to both stories. Even if someone who started a war is in the wrong the bad things will happen to them, not their country.
7. Shakespeare would be discouraged although not crushed, those who liked it could read it, those who didn't wouldn't have to.
8. The world would be powered by hate, something much more bountiful than love you'll find.
9. The national anthem would be The Sound Of Settling by Death Cab For Cutie.
10. Mathematics would only teach what was practical and useful, you can learn anything else you want as a side subject.
11. Dr. Pepper would be available world-wide, not just at certain convenience stores.
12. Motion City Soundtrack, Modest Mouse and Death Cab For Cutie would all simultaneously be on tour year round.
13. People would realize that Harry Potter and Twilight both suck equally.
14. Everybody would be able to juggle.
15. There would be one universal language and everybody would have awesome Canadian or English accents.
16. Awesome T-Shirts would be available everywhere, not just on the internet.
17. Everyone would have good internet *Cough* Fail Kevin Rudd *Cough* and a decent Macrosoft Computer, mixing good points of mac's with the good points of PC's.
18. People would be sorted into gender related skin colors. Men: Green. Women: Purple. This would run transvestites out of business, also Hermaphrodites would be half purple, half green. (I have nothing against Transvestites (Each to their own) or Hermaphrodites (You get what you get))
19. A mega book would appear and it would be perfect except every time you red it something different would happen.
20. I would have more posts.
21. Hair dressers would give you the hairstyle/length that you actually wanted.
    That's all for now although I probably will put some more up.
    See ya Imaginary Fan Base
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Why William Shakespear is an Irrelevant School Topic A.K.A Why Billy Wobblestick is a Gay Idiot

So then, in English recently we've been studying Romeo & Juliet. Now at first I was fine with this because all we were doing was reading from the script and even the teacher said, I quote (Although it may not be word for word this is what she generally said) "Okay guys, look it's alright if you don't want to participate while we do this but as long as your quiet and don't talk it's fine." So I went by this and decided to read a book. Next class she decides that maybe I should put the book away and focus on whats going on... I kept reading. Now we have homework due on Friday. I have no clue what we're supposed to do but in truth I really don't care. Look there are only 3 applicable uses I can think of Billy Wobblesticks' works and those are as follows:
1. Use for studying text from that era in time.
2. The psychological point of view, well obviously not Romeo & Juliet that's just some romantic bullshit. Things like Macbeth and Hamlet. The choices about would he have done the same thing if the witches, killing your father, killing your uncle etc. The psychological study of this might be interesting, JUST NOT WHEN YOUR STUDYING ROMANTIC BULLSHIT IN YEAR 8!
3.Fire kindle, possibly the most useful thing it ever could and at the end of this course will be.

Okay so I suppose I don't really have a problem with Shakespeare, more just how people force it on you when you know it wont effect your outcome of life.

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