My Friends Turned Me Into A Child Sadist

Whenever I'm with my friends and we see a kid on a scooter, a bike even just running fast we all discuss the worse possible thing that could happen to him... It's surprisingly fun.

The Prodigal Son Returns

Well, Extremely dwindling fan(if I can call one follower a fan and I don't think they even use this thing anymore)base, I return from my holidays to cram into one post everything that has happened since the holidays.

Christmas presents:
X-Box
Money
Nerf Gun (So much fun!)

New Years Happenings:
This is the recount of my "Alcohol Free" New Years Partyings.

7:30 Am- 6:00 Pm
Wishing that my friends and I were energetic enough to actually go for a swim in the 35 degree+ weather.

6:00-7:00
Carrying down wood for the bonfire and chilling on the beach.

7:00- Onwards
Blur of talking with drunks, walking through bush and scrub until my my legs started to bleed, sitting in front of a fire and laughing.

NYE Quotes

Drunk: Dude, you wear glasses, you should so become a porn star.

Same Drunk: I like the name Gavin, now I'm Gavin.

Same Drunk: My Dinosaurs are crunchy! (He said sadly)

Drunk Logan (to guy with his Girlfriend): Mate, cherish your girl mate and I know your just thinking Logan your drunk piss off, but seriously if you ever treat her wrong I'm gonna beat you.

Drunk Shaun: I'm not drunk, I don't even drink. (After downing 2, 20 shot bottles of straight vodka by himself)

All: Happy New Years!

Music Happenings
I remembered that not all music has to be pirated and started re-using Itunes.
I found Greatest Deejay, Stars of Track and Field and others.
I rediscovered Panic! at the Disco, The Used, Taking Back Sunday and some others
I was introduced to Kid Cudi, Rise Against, A Day to Remember and more.

I also just learned that learnt isn't a word and that bold is a bitch so I'm rage quitting this post until further notice.

Publicity

Well I just added this site on http://www.randomwebsite.com/ , that might jack up the views by like, I don't know 3 or 4. Anyway that's all.

Ploo!

My guide on being me.

If anybody ever questions you, point out their flaws.
I ever particularly bored point out peoples flaws or bring up past mistakes they have made.
Listen to the same song so much that you hate it, change to another song and listen it so much that you hate it, after listening to the second song so much you have stopped hating the first one and start listening to it again, repeat.
Screw dignity.
Always be right, even if your not never concede.
Be awesome.

Ploo!

Oh Rly?

So, people have been making a fuss about today being the 10/10/10 and how it wont happen for another 1000 years. Guess what? Tomorrow will be the 11/10/10 and that also won't happen for another 1000 years, so unless you celebrate every single day SHUT THE HELL UP!

Ploo!

I Was Not Strong Enough

After deleting my facebook account I wondered what happens when that happens, so I logged back in. I turns out it only stays deleted if u do that then don't log in for 2 weeks, seeing as I'm to weak I came back to facebook on my knees crying for it to take me back.
Ploo!

Goodbye Mainstream Social Networking

Yeah, so anyway I deleted my Facebook Account and just thought "Where should I post this?". Yeah I probably just did myself a favor. I'm done with it. I don't use Myspace (Pah! who does?) and twitter just seemed like some gay bullshit. Tumblr never caught on and nobody even reads this blog is it doesn't really count. Goodbye social networking, see you when they invent Myface.