Sunday, January 30, 2011

My Friends Turned Me Into A Child Sadist

Whenever I'm with my friends and we see a kid on a scooter, a bike even just running fast we all discuss the worse possible thing that could happen to him... It's surprisingly fun.

The Prodigal Son Returns

Well, Extremely dwindling fan(if I can call one follower a fan and I don't think they even use this thing anymore)base, I return from my holidays to cram into one post everything that has happened since the holidays.

Christmas presents:
X-Box
Money
Nerf Gun (So much fun!)

New Years Happenings:
This is the recount of my "Alcohol Free" New Years Partyings.

7:30 Am- 6:00 Pm
Wishing that my friends and I were energetic enough to actually go for a swim in the 35 degree+ weather.

6:00-7:00
Carrying down wood for the bonfire and chilling on the beach.

7:00- Onwards
Blur of talking with drunks, walking through bush and scrub until my my legs started to bleed, sitting in front of a fire and laughing.

NYE Quotes

Drunk: Dude, you wear glasses, you should so become a porn star.

Same Drunk: I like the name Gavin, now I'm Gavin.

Same Drunk: My Dinosaurs are crunchy! (He said sadly)

Drunk Logan (to guy with his Girlfriend): Mate, cherish your girl mate and I know your just thinking Logan your drunk piss off, but seriously if you ever treat her wrong I'm gonna beat you.

Drunk Shaun: I'm not drunk, I don't even drink. (After downing 2, 20 shot bottles of straight vodka by himself)

All: Happy New Years!

Music Happenings
I remembered that not all music has to be pirated and started re-using Itunes.
I found Greatest Deejay, Stars of Track and Field and others.
I rediscovered Panic! at the Disco, The Used, Taking Back Sunday and some others
I was introduced to Kid Cudi, Rise Against, A Day to Remember and more.

I also just learned that learnt isn't a word and that bold is a bitch so I'm rage quitting this post until further notice.